landorus:

my #1 turn on is fast downloading

(via d0nn0)

j0ye:

j0ye:

i like having my own apartment bc it means when my family comes to visit i can just say “you’re under my roof” and they can’t protest shit

update my dad is grounded

(via damn-funny)

tupacaroni:

why are mondays so long they take like 3 days to finish

(Source: comrnunicate, via lee--chan)

stressingly:

the road to success is under construction

(via hotboyproblems)

moistbottom:

Send me slutty confessions 

(via moistbottom)

liamfx:

staff at checkout: that’ll be $9.95
me: here’s $10.00
me: keep the change 
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(Source: liamfx, via dulect)

condom:

I love when people shut the fuck up

(via shouldnt)

sugarrette:

fun prank: put $1000 in an envelope and mail it to me

(via cramp)

svvords:

*washes hands with my tears*

(Source: wasiangod, via ugly)

bucky-barnes-booty:

lasttostrike:

Ok so I’m at Whataburger and I’m eating french fries, right? Well I go to pick up my last fry and

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ITS FUCKING PRINTED ON THE PAPER

WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS WHY WOULD YOU HURT ME THIS WAY

THIS IS EVIL

(Source: htepotat, via crrocs)